I get e-mails from mothers asking me to call their daughters for a date. I have a great life.
Today, Arizona's sons and daughters, mothers and fathers are proudly serving their country.
All my friends' mothers were appalling women.
One thing all stage mothers share is an overpowering ambition for their daughters.
I'm amazed when I see mothers wearing high heels. If your kids run off you can't run after them.
Our mothers give us so many gifts. They give us the precious gift of life, of course, but they also leave treasured lessons that can guide us along our journeys even when they are no longer with us.
Middle-class mothers and fathers turned out to be a very well-defined consumer group, easily gulled into buying almost anything that might remedy their parental deficiencies.
There are plenty of mothers who should not be allowed to raise their children.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
I see lots of differences between Australians and Americans - but as mothers, I think we're pretty much alike!
It is out of the question that the task of socialist women's activity should be to alienate proletarian women from duties as wives and mothers; on the contrary, it must operate so this task is fulfilled better than before, precisely in the interests of the proletariat.
I agree that mommy wars are not good for any mothers: that such wars are time and effort wasted.
Mother's Day is a welcome event in partisan times. Nearly everyone agrees that we should show mothers gratitude.
So the experts think we could have an AIDS-free generation in Africa by 2015, even if the mothers are positive.
A lot of mothers want to be with their children. They can't afford it for this reason or that reason.
Sadly, because of the enormous gap between rich and poor, some mothers can afford helpers, but many can't. Those who can would be kinder to refrain from criticizing other women.
The most common reason new mothers return to work sooner than they'd like to is because they can't afford to go without their salaries any longer.
I'm stopped by mothers who say, 'Mr. Wilder, what advice would you give to my young boy? He's really talented.'
Cohabitation seems a greater leap in cities because it's all the harder to extract oneself if things turn sour. It's what keeps otherwise functional adults living with their mothers.