We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.