Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.
The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.
I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base.
I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.
I don't like to make a big splash anyway.