Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.