I listen to the audience and try and bounce with them. All audiences are different. But they are all homo sapiens.
You initially become funny as a kid because you're looking for attention and love. Psychologists think that's all to do with mother abandonment. I think John Cleese has his depressions, and Terry Gilliam's the same. All of us together make one completely insane person.
If the studios paid the artists, how would they ever be able to afford the executives?
The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?
People can tell the truth much more freely when they're apparently lying.
Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead.
I won't read scripts because I have a limited amount of time. Why should I help other people do lame stuff when I can just go out and put on lame stuff of my own?
At least in America, you have freedom of speech, which is a good thing. It's just a question of whether you're allowed to use it on 'Fox News'.
Talent is always more interesting - ambition is not interesting. If you have talent, you have to find ways of expressing it, but you may not be a success in the world's terms.
I have been very blessed in my life and rewarded with good friends and good health. I am grateful and happy to be able to share this.
It just seems to me that there's no particular reason comedy albums should be dead. There's a lot to laugh at. We have very funny people, still.