Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
The modest person is usually admired, if people ever hear of them.
A modest man is usually admired, if people ever hear of him.
Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.