The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking.
Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
Man is a gaming animal. He must always be trying to get the better in something or other.
Boys are capital fellows in their own way, among their mates; but they are unwholesome companions for grown people.
The teller of a mirthful tale has latitude allowed him. We are content with less than absolute truth.
My theory is to enjoy life, but the practice is against it.