I've analyzed the best I can... and I have not found an impeachable offense, and therefore resignation is not an acceptable course.
If you aim for parody right off the bat and it misses, no offense to the filmmakers, but it is Meet the Spartans.
There is a kind of courtesy in skepticism. It would be an offense against polite conventions to press our doubts too far.
Administrator McCarthy committed perjury and made several false statements at multiple congressional hearings and as a result, is guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors - an impeachable offense.
Avoiding offense means that we don't accept each other as equals.
Strictly speaking, every citizen above a certain level of income is guilty of some offense.